I wanted to share this one, I wrote it pretty much because it amused me.
© 2007 Deacon Gray
I was recently told that in death I would finally shine! I had no idea what this impishly smiling girl meant of course, I no longer have any doubt that she was serious. You see there are almost as many ways to memorialize the beloved dead as there are to die, but LifeGem ™ has put a whole new shine on things.
LifeGem was formed in 2001 after three years of intense research and bringing together some of the best minds in the industry to provide a unique memorial to our departed loved ones. With a Verity of color and sizes that range from a .20k to nearly 1k these dazzling gems are a permanent tribute.
One man had this to say. "I always knew my mother in law was an expensive stone cold bitch from which there is no escape, now I have proof." (The rest of this article is found at http://www.thegraveyardpress.com/daddy_ ... orever.htm ))
(discriptive aspects of the company LifeGem were included off LifeGem.com to maintain true to the LifeGem concept.)